I'm an Emo Bear
You know the old saying, "the straw that broke the camel's back?" Well...it feels like the whole goddamn haystack has landed on me today.
I feel super emo, almost mad at the world and I can't put my finger on exactly what the hell's going on in my peabrain....and that makes me think...never a good thing. I begin to over analyze every little detail in my life...again, never a good thing....
I even told a woman at my son's first grade parent orientation, she was a lard ass. Granted I didn't use those words precisely, I'm sure she thought twice about having that 3rd bowl of ice cream after she finished her bucket of chicken at supper. She was my haystack.
To explain the picture: I want to be adopted. I want someone to look after my well-being as I care for those in my life. I want to come home to a clean litter box in a house where the digital cable is working, damn it. I want washer and dryer hook-ups with no crazy asian neighbors jumping on the bed upstairs.
Most of the things on my want list have solutions that aren't difficult to find. Get another job, find another place to live, adopt a third world child to do the chores....pretty easy to achieve, I know. Just marry Brad Pitt and move to Africa. Oh wait, that's already taken...
I feel super emo, almost mad at the world and I can't put my finger on exactly what the hell's going on in my peabrain....and that makes me think...never a good thing. I begin to over analyze every little detail in my life...again, never a good thing....
I even told a woman at my son's first grade parent orientation, she was a lard ass. Granted I didn't use those words precisely, I'm sure she thought twice about having that 3rd bowl of ice cream after she finished her bucket of chicken at supper. She was my haystack.
To explain the picture: I want to be adopted. I want someone to look after my well-being as I care for those in my life. I want to come home to a clean litter box in a house where the digital cable is working, damn it. I want washer and dryer hook-ups with no crazy asian neighbors jumping on the bed upstairs.
Most of the things on my want list have solutions that aren't difficult to find. Get another job, find another place to live, adopt a third world child to do the chores....pretty easy to achieve, I know. Just marry Brad Pitt and move to Africa. Oh wait, that's already taken...



