Vegas souvenir

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My brother went to Vegas for his honeymoon and all I got was this lousy lighter. Actually, it's really pretty cool. A green flame shoots out of it's middle finger, while a chip inside says, "F**k you, F**k you."

I guess a good shot of Southern Comfort makes anything funny.

bran snacks

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Originally uploaded by tink927.

I miss my friend. She eats bran and hummus. She makes me laugh. She found a special barista just for me. Love Her!!


Quote for the day: Some people are like slinkies, they aren't good for much, but they make you laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

I need a Disney fix

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Originally uploaded by tink927.

I need Disney. Plain and simple. I need the escape from reality. I want to hang out with Stitch. Nothing compares to hanging out with the characters. (Although I was recently told they aren't real, it's just people dressed up in costumes.) I refuse to believe that Goofy really isn't Goofy. I need a Dole Whip. I want to drink myself around the World Showcase. mmm...lemoncello...

Quote for the day: Por favor mantengerse al lado de las puertas...

It put the ugh in ugly..

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Originally uploaded by tink927.

What is the maximum density of this vehicle?


Quote for the day: If it smells like soco, drink it!

We're just friends...

Is friendship between a male and female (without sex) possible? I truly want to believe it is, but the dudes keep proving me wrong. I mean a real friendship, not the one-sided type, where one is secretly suppressing feelings about the other.

I have a buddy (male) whom I consider one of my dearest friends(no sex involved.) But why can't I have more than one?! I like guys. I like hanging out with guys. Most of all I like going places with guy-friends because it tends to keep the general losers away. I wish I had more gay male friends! Talk about the best of all worlds!

I hate dating! I hate getting ready for a date. I hate going out to eat on a date. I hate it when a date opens doors for me and all that other bull shit that you know isn't a real behavior. It's all just an act.

I realize tonight's post is mostly the chaotic rambling of a somewhat broken soul, but I think I just needed to get that off my chest.

Quote for the day: We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams. - Willie Wonka

Teenage overload

I have officially reached teenage overload. My daughter, who is 15, had some friends over this weekend for a birthday party (co-ed.)

After listening to conversations ranging from MTV to "My math teacher is so stupid," to "I broke up with Michael because he wanted to have sex,"...It's all way to much for this cool mom to handle. You are now reaching teenage overload.

After all the high school fun, and everyone went home, I decided to partake in a little people watching at a new nightclub. I like checking out the new spots in town, seeing what this or that new bar owner thinks the ideal hot spot should be. We had a great time, drank a little too much, but overall I found it to be quite entertaining. Translation: lots of strange rednecks, mostly fat chicks and married Dale Earnhart, Jr. fans with a yard pass for the evening. If laughter is healthy, I am healed.

Quote for the day: "I don't wanna..." - Stuart, Mad TV

It's been a hella week

Do the people you work with ever make you want to....so, yeah.

On a different note, I was at the community pool in my apartment complex today, watching the boy without toes on one foot, and I started wondering:

I see the freaks at Wal-mart and other various locations I like to refer to as Darwin's waiting room. I see these freaks with kids. This makes me think, someone actually had to have sex with a freak for this conception to occur. Wow! I'm not getting any but folks like FM are married with children? (If you know FM you understand, if you don't, I can't begin to explain.) Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be married, and I sure as hell don't want any more kids, but a good tire rotation (emphasis on GOOD) every now and then sure couldn't hurt my stress level.

Quote for the day: "Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!" - Capt'n Jack Sparrow

I can't believe I'm a virgin!

Okay, I have finally given in to the craze and started my very own blog. My friends and co-workers (some of whom fall into both of those categories) have been providing me, through their blogs, an outlet for all types of emotions and I hope I can do the same.

I look forward to many interesting conversations in the future.

Quote for the day: "Even spaghetti is straight until you cook it." Author unknown